The Gluten-Free Life

My life is a constant abyss of endless misery and I am gluten-intolerant. My blog consists of things that brighten my day, even when I have been contaminated by the evil food product that is Gluten.

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

(Source: shamanjuice, via rainbowspartacus)

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

(via rainbowspartacus)

Last night I was out meeting my friend’s new roommates, and I kept talking about my roommate Jordan and how Jordan cooks for me, how I sleep in Jordan’s bed, and basically how I know so much about Jordan we could be married

and then I get asked, “SO Jordan is your boyfriend?”

….NO SHE’S MY ROOMMATE!! SHE IS FEMALE!

oh Jordan hahahahah